I'm Doin' Fine

When you cut me
And I bleed
Coffee,
When I cry
And my eyes leak
Liquid THC,
I'm pretty happy.
I'm doing fine;
I got traces of LSD
Floating in my spine.

Life is
A series
Of chemical reactions,
I chose them
Carefully
To my own satisfaction.

When my sweat tastes
Like fine
Whiskey,
When the air I breath
Is heavily
Laced with nicotine,
I'm doing alright;
Better than I've been.
I can recollect the effects
Of psychopsilocybin.

Life is
A series
Of chemical reactions,
I chose them
Carefully
To my own satisfaction.

When you cut me I bleed coffee
And my tears are made of THC.
It's a good night when there's whiskey
And I got my fix of nicotine.

Breath Deep, Be Easy

Yeah, I know you're the boss man.
And I can see you are pretty important.
Get off my back for a second.
And Think about just how little I'm askin'.

I can't
See how
You can live this way.
Breathe deep,
Be easy,
Take your stress away.

Breath deep,
Breath deep,
Don't take that shit out
On me.
Breath deep,
Breath deep,
Be easy.

Yeah, I'm getting your point man.
But its your attitude that I just can't stand.
I'm hearin' all that you're sayin'.
Now shut the fuck up and try to pay attention.

I can't
Explain
Any other way.
Breath deep,
Be easy,
Take your stress away.

Breath deep,
Breath deep,
Just calm the fuck down
Buddy.
Breath deep,
Breath deep,
Be easy.

My best friend a Dominatrix

My best friend
Is a dominatrix
She's beat up dudes
In all different kinds of places
Her work clothes
Are black leather and laces
She makes good money
Punching dudes in their faces

They give her cars
And brand new cellphones
She gives them scars
And broken bones

My best friend
Is a dominatrix
Asked her if she had
A little bag of tricks
No, she said
I just beat those faggots
Some of them want to be whipped
But I prefer my fists

They give her pills
And brand new clothes
She gives me the chills
The most bad-ass girl I know